Korn is now in the koffee business for some reason
Grab your ratty black hoodie with finger holes cut in the sleeves, because it’s time for an energizing cup of nu metal coffee. As announced in a press release late last week, nu metal band Korn has gotten into the coffee business by partnering up with J. Gursey Coffee Roasters to release its very own line of “Korn Koffee.” We’re not entirely sure what makes this Koffee more Korn-like than other coffees beyond it having the Korn name on the bag, but the press release does say it’s a “distinctive blend of Ethiopian Yirgacheffe, Guatemalan Huehuetenago, and Organic Peru beans mixed with J. Gursey Coffee’s popular Vintage Black Diamond blend.” The members of Korn were ultimately responsible for “selecting the perfect roast and blend,” of even if those Ethiopian Yirgacheffe beans don’t scream “nu metal music” to us, they at least elicited some positive reaction from the band itself.