“Let’s gyro it and be legends”: Ja Rule pitches for Greek restaurant

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Some important context to know right off the top here: Papa Cristo’s is not located on a private tropical island. There are no all-inclusive packages, no glamping, nothing like that. They sell gyros, spanakopita, kebabs, falafel, you get the idea. Do not let the presence of noted Fyre Festival co-founder Ja Rule concern you: We can all but guarantee that you will not get stranded with hundreds of other rich influencers, and the food will be better than two pieces of bread with cheese in the middle.