Let's all come together to celebrate big strong men

In the midst of a national catastrophe, one image has surfaced to comfort and guide us: a muscly dude in camo pants carrying a woman who, herself, carries a baby. In it, we see not a simple expression of the humanitarian spirit, but, as goofball TheBlaze columnist Matt Walsh helpfully points out, a reaffirmation of all that is right and good in nature.
Walsh’s caption, which praises the woman who “cradles and protects [a] child” and the man who “carries and protects both,” your “gender studies professor” be damned, is obviously both monumentally and opportunistically dumb. Luckily, within days, the internet has responded with a torrent of mocking spins on Walsh’s sentiment, turning a harmfully stupid tweet into thousands of benignly stupid parodies.
The best, predictably, feature animals: