Let's all stare, slack-jawed, at Papa John's ugly rich-guy house
It’s like the old saying goes: Money might be able to buy you land, status, and power, but it can also buy you a giant clock of two eagles fuckin’. That’s the takeaway from a recent TikTok video courtesy of John “White supremacists, please stop eating our pizza” Schnatter, the man who used to be Papa John back before that particular corporate custody battle didn’t exactly go his way. Schnatter has been on the mini-video site for a couple of weeks now, trying to accomplish…
Okay, we’ll be honest: We have no earthly idea what Schnatter is trying to accomplish here. He’s posted several videos, most of which carry at least the cadence of attempted comedy (with the majority also featuring bass-heavy rap beats, which we’re sure line up with his personal taste in music). He’s also trying to push his merch, with all proceeds reportedly going to the John H Schnatter Family Foundation for COVID-19 relief. (But also, you could just, you know, donate directly to charity, instead of buying a super-cool “Pizza Bandana” or an AC/DC-wannabe T-shirt referencing Schnatter’s own bizarre “Day Of Reckoning” speech.)
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