Lil' Wayne is a free man, headed for an evening of "extravagant and elegant" strippers

Today is International Lil’ Wayne Is Released From Prison Day, as the rapper strolled out of Rikers Island this morning leaving behind him a wake of newly unemployed corrections officers who couldn’t stop dropping by his cell for autographs. And memories—also the memories. However you plan to commemorate his newfound freedom (like listening to his similarly just-released I Am Not A Human Being, perhaps while enjoying a McRib with Bill Clinton), it undoubtedly pales in comparison to what Wayne’s friends are planning: “an ’elegant, extravagant’ evening of celebration and strippers.” Elegant strippers, those are the good kind.

 
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