Lizzo has a test to find out exactly what percent that bitch you are
Lizzo has given us what has already become one of the greatest opening lyrics of all time: “I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that bitch.” That line is, of course, from the righteously beloved performer’s hit single “Truth Hurts,” and it is so many things: Empowering, conveying a sense of self-aware (but not deprecating!) humor about one’s own confidence, and thought-provoking in its simplicity. To wit: You might ask yourself, “How do I know what percent that bitch I am?” And “Is there a test that might determine such a percentage?” Unfortunately, 23andMe has yet to develop the technology for that specific test in their basic DNA kit, which so far only has the capability to answer questions like “Will I get diabetes?” and “Just how white am I, really?”