Man claims Drive inspired him to throw hot dog at Tiger Woods

So, after taking a personal inventory of the most courageous, epic actions he could dream up, Kelly lobbed a wiener at Tiger Woods, but only after taking a picture of said wiener “in front of his vehicle’s steering wheel and speedometer”—just like how Ryan Gosling’s character places his watch there while acting as a getaway driver, except with a wiener, and not at all like that. Kelly reportedly “declined to elaborate on his motivation” any further, apparently preferring to let his actions speak for him—again, just like Ryan Gosling’s character, except with a wiener, and not at all like that. Still, there’s probably some metaphorical link (Sausage humor! Also golf humor!) to be made here between the name of the movie Drive and Woods’ diminished power on the golf course, if you’d care to spend more time pondering the semiotics of a guy throwing a hot dog at Tiger Woods. We're certainly not going to stop you. [via Deadspin]