In 2011, Mark Wahlberg opened a Boston-area burger joint named Wahlburgers, based on the night his friends pointed out that “berg” sort of sounded like “burger,” and Wahlberg laughed so fahking hard he made a TV show about hanging out with them that then became a movie. Then, seven years later, he decided maybe it could also be a restaurant. And now, inevitably, Wahlburgers will also be a reality series, after Mark Wahlberg announced that the show originally intended for the History Channel will instead debut on A&E, right after Duck Dynasty. Because Mark Wahlberg doesn’t live history; he makes it. Also, something about the arts, which Mark will arguably stop practicing for a moment to rejoin his brothers Donnie and chef Paul, as they finally realize their lifelong dream of working food service in Boston.