Dancer turned choreographer turned So You Think You Can Dance judge turned director turned Miley Cyrus lapdance-recipient Adam Shankman is said to be producing a quasi-spinoff of Mean Girls called Mean Moms for New Line. And by “quasi-spinoff,” we mean it’s being adapted, like Mean Girls before it, from an advice book by Rosalind Wiseman, whose Queen Bee Moms And Kingpin Dads: Dealing with the Parents, Teachers, Coaches, And Counselors Who Can Make—Or Break—Your Child's Future will form the basis for a comedy about a family moving to a ritzy new suburb, where a happy mother of two suddenly finds herself in the “cutthroat world of competitive parenting.”