Meet Nicolas Cage, cussing historian

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Who the hell needs HBO’s Calm series when you can spend 30 minutes listening to Nicolas Cage wax poetic about swears? That slick little Netflix algorithm has once again clocked our most pressing needs with a six-episode series set to debut on January 5 titled History Of Swear Words, hosted by the world’s foremost acting enthusiast, Nic Cage. (Please note the painting of a peach, the presence of which cannot possibly be a coincidence next to the man who once famously uttered the line “I could eat a peach for hours” in the cinematic masterpiece Face/Off):