Thing we were happiest to learn: Unlike Columbus, the Norse didn’t annihilate the first Native Americans they encountered. While relations with the Skraelings weren’t always peaceful, the Norse saw the Thule and other local groups as trading partners and didn’t try and enslave them, as Columbus immediately did upon meeting the Arawaks. This particular Wikipedia page doesn’t touch on this, but one reason Columbus started a wave of European colonization and Erikson didn’t is because Columbus’ crew brought smallpox, which wiped out a vast majority of the population in both North and South America. The smallpox virus isn’t as easily transmitted in cold climates, so Norse sailors didn’t bring the deadly disease with them. As such, they dealt with a healthy, robust America, instead of the enfeebled continent encountered by post-Columbian explorers.
Thing we were unhappiest to learn: The Norse explorers were also unlike Columbus in that news of their deeds did not spread far and wide. While sagas were told about voyages to Vinland, they weren’t put into writing until the 13th and 14th centuries, and they weren’t taken seriously as historical documents until 1837, when historians began to consider the likelihood that the Norse—who were excellent sailors and had definitely traveled to Ireland, Iceland, and Greenland—could have plausibly continued westward. Greenland and Baffin Island are far closer to each other than Ireland and Iceland, after all. But no definitive proof existed of the Norse explorers until one of Erikson’s settlements was uncovered at L’Anse Aux Meadows in Newfoundland in 1960.
Also noteworthy: Leif wasn’t the only member of the Erikson family to go sailing west. His brother, Thorvald Eiriksson (no idea why the preferred spelling is different), traveled to Newfoundland in 1004, but was killed after attacking some of the locals. Leif’s sister (or half-sister, depending on which account you read), Freydís Eiríksdóttir, was part of an expedition that landed five years later. (A note about Norse last names: The Norse didn’t use surnames in the modern sense, but were very much on the “Worf, Son Of Mogh” system. Leif, Thorvald, and Freydís were all children of Erik The Red, hence “Erik’s son” and “Erik’s daughter” as last names. Iceland uses this nomenclature to this day. For example, Björk Guðmundsdóttir is the daughter of Guðmundur Gunnarsson. Now back to Freydís.)
As her brothers returned from their travels wealthy and successful, Freydís wanted her turn. She teamed up with two men, Helgi and Finnbogi, promising to split the profits equally, and secured Leif’s permission to use his encampment in Vinland. But once there, Freydís betrayed her partners, having them and their people killed in their sleep. Her accomplices refused to kill women, so Freydís murdered five women in all. Word of her actions eventually reached Leif back in Greenland—he had three of her accomplices tortured, but couldn’t bring himself to punish his sister. Meanwhile, Freydís was still in Vinland, and as with Thorvald’s expedition, she ran into local trouble. It’s believed that a bull got loose, terrifying the nearby Thule, who returned in force to drive the Norse out. They ran, but Freydís was pregnant and could not keep up. So she scolded her crew for retreating, saying, “Why run you away from such worthless creatures, stout men that ye are?” Next, she took a sword from the body of a man that had been killed while fleeing, exposed her breast, and struck it with the sword. The pursuers were scared off by this show of bravery, and the Norse escaped to the sea.
Best link to elsewhere on Wikipedia: Erikson may have gotten to America 500 years before Columbus, but someone else got there 14,000 years before he did. The Settlement Of The Americas page discusses the best-regarded theories as to how Asians migrated across a land bridge from Siberia to Alaska during the previous ice age, and proceeded to populate two continents.
Further down the wormhole: One important export of the Norse colonies in North America was lumber, which was scarce in Greenland. Lumber’s natural enemy, of course, is the termite. The preferred method of dealing with termites is using poison, and although there are plenty of real-life poisons for Wikipedia to discuss, next week we’ll look at the site’s list of fictional toxins.