Mel Gibson dropped by his agency as two exponentially more batshit audio tapes surface

It was a busy end of the week for the William Morris Endeavor agency, as when it wasn’t issuing defensive statements regarding Edward Norton’s alleged superpowered dickishness, it was quietly backing away from Mel Gibson. The agency announced that it would no longer represent Gibson as the actor’s career continues to go up in flames, not unlike a house set on fire after a particularly satisfying session of oral sex. The timing couldn’t have been better considering this weekend also saw the leak of audio from Gibson’s Making Violent Threats In The Basement Tapes—in both original and holy-crap-even-crazier flavors—for all your dance remix-making needs. (Expect to hear “You should just fucking smile and blow me, because I deserve it” looped over a house beat any day now.)