MGM has found Jesus, or at least a guy to play him in the new Ben-Hur
After losing its love interest to Wonder Woman’s busy schedule, MGM’s new version of Ben-Hur found itself in a pretty dark place. Ben-Hur was lost and alone, with nobody to turn to for emotional support. Or so it thought! Then, like so many teens who get suckered in with cool talk about skateboarding and not having sex until marriage, Ben-Hur discovered a man with long hair and some radical ideas about helping people and loving everybody. That’s right, we’re talking about a little guy named Jesus fuckin’ Christ.
