Michael Moore movie gets a title

By Josh Modell | July 9, 2009 | 5:03pm

Aux Features Film

It's Capitalism: A Love Story. Presumably this means he will be attacking capitalism, which to the neo-con pundits will mean he's promoting communism, and then J. Edgar Hoover will rise from his grave wearing a dress and reveal secret files about Moore's personal life.

Four people's opinions on the subject will be changed by this movie, but two in each direction, so it will even out. (Sorry, that was an easy one. I still like Mike.)