Middle America did not watch the Oscars this year
Thanks to a last-minute twist ending/very embarrassing mix-up, Sunday’s Academy Awards broadcast just might’ve been the most exciting awards show of all time. It’s the sort of thing that Hollywood is going to be talking about forever, and the people who watched it happen live are going to get significant movie snob cred when they regale their friends with the story of the La La Land producer who revealed the mix-up. Unfortunately, though, a significant chunk of the country didn’t actually watch the Oscars, either because they had already gone to sleep or because God’s Not Dead 2 didn’t receive enough nominations, and they missed out on the whole thing.