Miss America says it's "no longer a pageant," eliminates swimsuit competition
In the aftermath of an exposé of sexism at the highest levels of the beauty-pageant organization—a real shocker, that one—Miss America is in the midst of a feminist rebranding, even though the most feminist thing it could do at this point is pull contestants aside and let them know that there are ways of getting scholarships that don’t require you to bleach your teeth. With its contract with ABC set to expire this year, new Miss America chair Gretchen Carlson, previously of Fox News fame, has announced in a desperate plea for relevance that Miss America is “no longer a pageant” and that the 51 young women who gather on the Miss America stage each September like supplicants before the altar of hairspray and prom dresses will no longer be judged based on “outward physical appearance.”