Floppy-haired human caricature Jack White is set to blend in with the rest of the cast on next Tuesday’s season finale of The Muppets, according to the Facebook page for White’s label, Third Man Records. The White Stripes rocker has apparently been tapped to give Kermit The Frog some advice in regards to his often fractious relationship with Miss Piggy, providing the sage romantic wisdom—like “start a band, get divorced, and then spend several years pretending she’s your sister”—that he’s become known for over the years.