NBC shaves off its Hair Live! musical

Just in case you somehow needed further proof that there’s another goddamn Republican in the White House, NBC has decided that Hair is simply too dangerous and progressive for its 2019 audience’s delicate sensibilities. The network has decided to cancel its plans to do a live production of Hair later this year, and while it didn’t specifically say that it was terrified of young people with free spirits, Deadline says that NBC has noted that it is still “committed to live musicals” and that it “plans to return to the type of broad-appeal productions that launched its live musical franchise.”