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New Girl: “Control”

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The funny thing about breakout characters: They’re never the ones you expect. There are several stories of background players and one-off guest stars growing into leads and taking over a show (the examples that jump to mind most immediately: Taxi’s Reverend Jim and Family Matters’ Steve Urkel); rarer are the regulars who are present from the get-go and who, over the course of a show’s run, eventually unseat the established lead as the most high-profile presence on the screen. Call it the “Kramer Effect.”

New Girl hasn’t aired enough episodes for the rise of Schmidt to qualify as an example of the Kramer Effect, but his journey toward breakout status certainly mirrors that of Jerry Seinfeld’s eccentric neighbor. In the case of Kramer and Schmidt, both are secondary leads on shows built around a main character with a pre-established persona. The fact that we already know something about Jerry and Jess (based on the people playing them) going into Seinfeld and New Girl makes us eager to learn more about the wacky characters that populate their universe. From “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” no one would have guessed campus poster stores would one day stay in business thanks in part to the guy originally known as “Kessler”; in The A.V. Club’s Crosstalk-style review of the New Girl pilot, I singled out Schmidt for his idiosyncrasies, but predicted those habits would only grate as the season wore on.

Fourteen episodes on, however, the New Girl writing staff has learned to effectively harness Schmidt’s “deal” while actor Max Greenfield grows into the role of a control freak with an insufferable knowledge of men’s fashions and fine dining. Greenfield has proved the most competent and confident comedic performer in the show’s ensemble, an actor who’s utterly committed to his character’s pomposity. Take, for instance, the gravity he lends a line like “I can get a tetanus shot, but I can’t fix damaged suede.” Not a great line on its own, but Greenfield’s obvious belief in the integrity of his character’s worldview sells it.

In shaping Schmidt, the writers’ room received a head start: Much of Schmidt’s unwavering devotion to living life as he (and several men’s lifestyle magazines) sees fit is reflected in Jess. But that devotion/determination/single-mindedness manifests itself in different ways: For Schmidt, it’s seen through neatness, handsome slacks, and the proper pronunciation of the word chutney. For Jess, it’s spontaneous singing, unplanned trips to the boardwalk, and the impulse to pick up used furniture from the side of road. In other words, spontaneity in general—which is the gulf between Schmidt and Jess that drives “Control.”

Spontaneity—and also Schmidt’s libido: His secretive sexual arrangement with Cece is robbing Schmidt of control at the most primal level, which results in his blowup with Jess over a salvaged pine hutch. Seeing an opportunity to help her friend, Jess notes what Schmidt takes care of around the loft—everything—and decides to help him shoulder the burden. When that results in a busted hutch, she goes a step further. Jess sets out to cure Schmidt of his control issues, but only pushes him to the opposite extreme. Rather than bring her uptight roomie down to Earth, she inadvertently taps into his latent hippie side, triggering a transformation that swaddles him in ill-fitting clothes, hangs a crystal around his neck, and gives him the hunger for “street meat wrapped in other street meat.”

“Control” is the stuff of tried-and-true sitcom formula, replete with predictable beats and admonishments from Nick and Winston that Jess is messing with the delicate ecosystem of the loft—but it also represents further baby steps toward the series’ ability to tell full, self-contained stories. So much of New Girl’s early goings were formless half-hours, so it’s great to watch the series trot out an episode that has a tangible beginning, middle, and end.


And if it needed to nail down its characters before moving on to the trickier task of mastering storytelling, so be it. With Jess and Schmidt (and, increasingly, Nick, Winston, and Cece) established as three-dimensional people with wants, needs, and opinions on whether Tahitian vanilla and standard-issue vanilla can inhabit the same spice rack (Schmidt: No; Jess: Yes, and they should also enact one-act plays where they’re star-crossed lovers and Tahitian vanilla knows the vital information about its country of origin), you can look past the trite beats thanks to enjoyable character dynamics. Similarly, the 14th episode of the season is too late for a “Jess’ meddles with dynamics in the loft” A-plot, but the way that meddling temporarily alters her relationship with Schmidt and disrupts Nick and Winston’s routine to the point that they’re slap-fighting in the grocery-store checkout line, you can totally forgive the writers for returning to that well.

In the end, “Control” is really about the crucial roles each roommate plays in the loft’s surrogate family; push someone out of their role and neglect to fill it and things can change from bad to worse. Remember that “control” can refer to power, restraint, and the standard of comparison in an experiment. “Control” obviously concerns a scenario that’s part of the experimental group in New Girl’s research into its various character dynamics, but it’d be nothing without the control examples established in previous episodes. It’s unfair that so much of the order within the loft rests on Schmidt’s shoulders—but he’s happiest that way, as are his roommates. In the ongoing definition of New Girl’s breakout character, that’s an important aspect to remember.


Stray observations:

  • Nick and Winston’s escalating fight over Nick’s poker debt (and all other forms of debts, including emotional and personal ones) is an organic way to generate conflict between the two longtime friends, but it’s hard to believe Nick wouldn’t clear $200 in tips in his next few nights of bartending. Either the clientele of that posh-looking bar where he works is super-cheap, or all of Nick’s tip money is going toward the 400-plus free cognac and Cokes he’s served Winston. 
  • So, who’s who in the New Girl family? Schmidt: “I’m the cool, rebel brother.” Everyone else: “You’re the mom.”
  • Jess calls Schmidt crazy—and she knows from crazy: “No, you’re like aging-ballerina-/child-chess-prodigy-/professional-magician-crazy.”
  • Schmidt prefers order in all things, particularly music: “Do you remember when you said jazz music was America’s greatest mistake?”
  • Thanks to his new designer slacks, Schmidt comes back to the fold(ed halfway lengthwise, then placed in order of shades from darkest to lightest, making sure the cuffs are nowhere near the runners of the drawer): “Oh Calvin, you magnificent wizard.”