New Heidi Montag Song Better If You Think Of It As Performance Art

Before clicking play on "Fashion," the new song by dead-eyed Hills character-bot Heidi Montag, and unleashing what sounds like 800 tin cans filled with inanity falling onto a giant metal sheet, there are a few things you should shove to the far reaches of your consciousness, lest the three endless minutes of awful synthesized droning about fashion turn your mind into a slushy pile of rage:
1. What music sounds like. (It's better not to think about this. The comparisons between all other music and this purported music will drive you crazy.)
2. Proper pronunciation of the word, "stiletto."
3. Any and all fear of robots.