North Carolina man arrested for failing to return VHS copy of Freddy Got Fingered

Depending on how much of a stoner your manager is, working at a video store can sometimes be more like working at a collection agency. If you’re unlucky, and Todd is really motivated to get that regional manager position so he can finally get the windshield replaced on his ’97 Camry, you may find your precious movie-watching and debating time being eaten up with calling customers with delinquent accounts and threatening them with loss of rental privileges—or, worse, the “fullest extent of the law”—if they don’t bring back that Meet Joe Black DVD.
Of course, all that stuff about getting the authorities involved is just hot air. You’re not really going to call the cops on someone for not returning a movie rental. Except someone apparently did, because North Carolina’s WSOC-TV reports on a man who was recently arrested for not returning the VHS copy of Freddy Got Fingered he rented 14 years earlier.