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Introducing Endless Mode: A New Games & Anime Site from Paste
As a professional basketball player, Shaquille O’Neal was known for his inability to make a free throw and inability to make a quality movie, video game, or hip-hop album (and probably some other basketball stuff that he was good at.) His post-basketball career, however, is a rich melange of inadequate basketball commentary, further terrible game development and now, as the new “liquidy meltoid vidboil” Gold Bond Liqui-Shaq demonstrates, transforming his face into amorphous shapes through the magic of skin care products.