Oh thank god—they finally got around to adding Bluetooth to Google Glass
Remember Google Glass? You know, those weird head-mounted computers Google was selling for $1,500 a pop a few years ago? The ones only snobby techies bought and that were pissing off paranoid barflies who thought said snobby techies were surreptitiously filming everyone? The ones Google stopped selling in 2015 because the experiment never really caught on with the public as anything other than a futuristic novelty and/or privacy-invading mistake? Well, guess what! All five of you that still have a pair sitting around better go dig ’em out, because Google just released a very important new software update for the gadget, the first in almost three years.