We've been trying really, really hard to ignore this Paris Hilton thing, but when you get a headline like this ("Screaming Paris Hilton sent back to jail"), it's hard to resist talking about it. As you no doubt know—whether you want to or not—Paris Hilton was recently released early from her already paltry 23-day sentence due to a still-unnamed "medical reason" and placed under house arrest. However, it seems as though the judge and state's attorney who put her there in the first place (not to mention anyone even passingly familiar with the idea of "justice") had a problem with that, as they ordered her to return to court this morning.