Patrick Stewart applies for American citizenship so he can oppose Trump

Even though he’s not an American citizen, Sir Patrick Stewart has still been losing sleep over the most recent presidential election. He said as much in his appearance on The View yesterday, where he described getting “the worst sleep I’ve had in years and years and years” while in Washington, DC recently. He was in DC visiting some unnamed friends “who are kind of Washington insiders,” asking them what can be done about the crop of Bible-thumping, race-baiting incompetents currently occupying the White House. Their answer? Become an American citizen already, Patrick.