Peter Rabbit 2 release delayed 5 months due to coronavirus

Screenshot: Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway
First it came for the new Mission: Impossible sequel. Then it came for our toilet paper and beans. Not even James Fucking Bond was safe, and hasn’t he suffered enough?! It piggy-backed on the current state of American politics and obliterated what remained of our sanity. It took away our free food samples at Costco. And now the coronavirus has come for that cute lil Peter Rabbit. We know this pandemic has had a serious impact on millions of people, most recently via the unprecedented cancellation of SXSW and its troubling ripple effect on various industries, but have you tried to buy toilet paper on Amazon recently? If we cannot joke about it, then we have nothing left.