Quibi, reviewed: We judge Chrissy’s Court, the new Punk’d, and more

At first, Run This City looks almost like a more earnest version of The Colbert Report’s old “Better Know Your District” segment, taking a lighthearted look at the novelty of Fall River, Massachusetts, electing a mayor only 23 years old. But before the first installment is over, the true Dateline-esque story is revealed: A sprawling tale of corruption and small-town scandal, with Jasiel Correia, the charismatic young man who pulled off that election upset, indicted on charges of fraud and extortion. Over the course of the first three episodes, the structure and framing of the stranger-than-fiction tale traces a methodical course through the timeline of events, and a refusal to take sides—at least in the early going—between Correia and his political opponents, despite the clear sense that all doesn’t appear to be right with the too-good-to-be-true story of his golden-boy bona fides. It’s compelling material, and expertly assembled by documentarian Brent Hodge, who brings the same deft and breezily appealing touch he’s applied in films like I Am Chris Farley and A Brony Tale. Plus, the real ending has yet to be written: Correia is set to go to trial in May. [Alex McLevy]

We’ll say this for Quibi’s offerings—by and large (though not when it comes to runtimes) the series titles are some of the most straightforward we’ve seen, while still being somewhat evocative (Skrrt With Offset is what it is). Shape Of Pasta, chef Evan Funke’s streaming sojourn across Italy, is among the many Quibi shows that lives up to its name. It’s quite simple: The founder of Felix Trattoria sets off in search of the most unique shapes of pasta, learning the secrets of six female pasta masters in small Italian towns. The pastas all have great names—strangulet, anyone?—and are steeped in centuries-old traditions, though the truncated format makes it difficult for viewers at home to pick up much beyond a touching anecdote. That makes the series more travelogue than a guide to recreating these whimsical shapes on your own, with the softspoken Funke genially chatting up nonnas all over the Italian countryside. But though it’s not the most filling food show, Shape Of Pasta does see Funke follow in the late Anthony Bourdain’s footsteps with his commitment to showcasing the people, cuisine, and culture he’s learning from. So, buon appetito. [Danette Chavez]

No, you will not find a bevy of impeccably painted, lip-syncing drag queens here, contrary to what the show’s title might insinuate. Fierce Queens is a nature documentary with a feminist slant, taking a special look at the frequently pigeon-holed matriarchal faction of the animal kingdom. Narrated by a reverent Reese Witherspoon, the Planet Earth-style series implements all of the most hair-raising parts of nature chronicles—Murder! Power struggles! Ruthless exiles!—to erase found in many programs within the genre. The quick look is a suitable supplement to your favorite nature doc, showing these creatures not only as community nurturers, but as hunters, fighters, and leaders. As a standalone project, the truncated format dictated by the platform might actually be a disservice here as viewers won’t be able to get the full scope of how these animals function within their societies. But as a source of some intense moments of cunning survival underlined with some very relatable subtext about gender politics, Fierce Queens offers inspiring and authentically interesting examples of perseverance and innate skill. [Shannon Miller]

A Peoples’ Court-style show hosted by someone with more opinions than legal know-how, Chrissy’s Court puts internet darling Chrissy Teigen on the judge’s bench. Clad in zhuzhed up robes and an array of crown-like headbands in the three screeners available for review, Teigen presides over everything from a case involving damaged property to a romantic quibble involving two different Lizzo-inspired “that bitch” sweatshirts. While the banter between Teigen and her mom, who acts as bailiff, is charming, each six-minute episode somehow manages to drag, in part because of the clunky banter between Teigen and the participants, some of whom are clearly just there because Teigen is. (The court is also completely silent, which leaves you longing for some kind of musical bed or something.) While Teigen clearly took this role because she has strong opinions, the cases she’s tasked with solving on Chrissy’s Court often have no good outcome, leaving Teigen to attempt to come up with some sort of compromise rather than a sweeping, Judge Judy-style proclamation. True believers in the cult of Chrissy Teigen will find much to love on Chrissy’s Court simply because Teigen is there, but more casual fans may come away with more of a shrug. [Marah Eakin]

One part Chopped and one part Double Dare, each episode of Tituss Burgess’ Dishmantled opens with a demonstration of its gleefully idiotic premise: Put two chefs in a tube, blindfold them, and then fire a set of high-pressure “food cannons” loaded with a mystery dish directly into their faces. Each contestant then has 30 minutes to recreate the Jackson Pollack’ed meal in question, going off nothing but the taste and texture of whatever they can scrape off the floor, the walls, and themselves, in pursuit of a $5,000 prize. True to how that sounds, the first 60 seconds of every episode of the series are borderline perfect, because it’s fun to watch people get blasted in the guts with pasta. The problem with Dishmantled is that it’s all, almost by necessity, downhill from there, a fact that isn’t helped by the fact that it’s trying to be two pretty different shows simultaneously—a booze-and-joke-heavy party series serving as a vehicle for Burgess’ effusive personality, and a legitimately interesting cooking challenge where chefs try to recreate a meal based entirely on taste. (They don’t cook in the food-splattered jumpsuits, which feels like a waste.) The real mistake is in giving neither of these sub-shows sufficient time to breathe, although the comedy elements tend to do a little better, at least in part because guest hosts like Dan Levy and Jane Krakowski are on hand to inject a little extra energy. Sadly, Dishmantled really doesn’t have much to offer beyond its initial spectacle—but oh, what a spectacle it is. [William Hughes]

A wildly quick moving game show hosted by Las Culturistas’ host Matt Rogers and comedian Dave Mizzoni, Gayme Show endeavors to test two straight comedians’ knowledge of all things stereotypically gay, from fragrances to dramatic entrances, not unlike RuPaul’s . It’s all very improv-friendly and tongue-in-cheek, with the contestants tasked with valuing “gay artifacts” like the world’s first vodka tonic or determining whether saying someone is “a colonial times reinactress” means they’re more like Cynthia Nixon or Ellen Pompeo. The contestants are assisted (and later judged) by a gay person or ally (among them, Joel Kim Booster, Nicole Byer, and Ilana Glazer), and points are awarded seemingly at random, à la @Midnight. The show’s wit and writing make for some funny moments, but based on what we’ve seen, each six-minute episode’s flow ultimately rides on the gameness of the straight contestants. When Demi Adejuyigbe is tasked with making an entrance and pulls out a full Chicago-style, Minnelli-infused bump and grind, it’s clear that he’s taking the gag of the joke seriously. His opponent, Broad City’s John Gemberling, on the other hand, dons a boa and a sequined fedora then immediately starts humping the floor. In short: If you like the featured guests, you’ll like the individual episodes. If you don’t, spend those precious six minutes doing something else. [Marah Eakin]

There’s a natural “?” factor at play with Going Mental With Lior—and not just because Tony Wonder himself is one of the show’s first guests. This showcase for mentalist Lior Suchard puts the viewer in the shoes of the actors, musicians, and wrestlers whose minds Suchard is messing with, his methods of anticipating the Star Trek character named by Ben Stiller or correctly guessing the number of coins in Ludacris’ hands as beguiling as they’d be in person. They also present a challenge to the Turnstyle tech—watch the Stiller episode in the horizontal crop rather than a vertical, and the seeds Suchard plants are much more apparent, if only because there’s a greater amount of visual information on display. Along with some awkwardly drawn out reveals, this sets up a chance for some of the mystique to drain out of Suchard’s schtick. But while it hasn’t yet produced any reactions on the level of Harrison Ford saying “” to David Blaine, Going Mental does at least prompt an amusing bit of befuddlement from the MC and Fast And Furious star otherwise known as Chris Bridges: At the end of one routine, Ludacris actually exclaims “This is ludicrous.” [Erik Adams]

, Memory Hole evokes VH1’s I Love The… heyday, when funny people would riff on the pop ephemera of yesteryear. Unfortunately, the show’s excavation of “the most cringeworthy events in pop culture” doesn’t dig very deep, and Will Arnett’s lame-duck one-liners are delivered with minimal gusto. But can you blame him? What jokes are even left to make about the “The Super Bowl Shuffle” and the athlete-pop movement it spawned? Or 1985’s Gymkata, the gymnastics-action flop people () have been dunking on for the last decade? More novel, perhaps, is an episode on a 1989 spectacular celebrating the opening of Toronto’s SkyDome, which featured Alan Thicke, SCTV’s Andrea Martin, and songs about the stadium’s retractable roof. It’s lame, sure, but only insofar as the ’80s themselves—the fashion, the music, the pageantry—can’t help but look lame through our current lens. There’s a thin line between “lame” and “cringe,” after all; lameness, like all of these topics, looks quaint in retrospect, while cringe tends to point towards a more fundamental disconnect, like the one inherent to Gal Gadot’s “Imagine” singalong. Try harder, guys. [Randall Colburn]

For a couple of precious minutes, it feels like Murder House Flip might fly exactly as wildly out of the bounds of good taste as its name—and premise, which is exactly what you’re imagining it is—would joyfully imply. There’s nothing quite like seeing HGTV-style graphics be applied to, say, showing exactly where in the yard of a charming little that seven human beings were buried, or in watching socially inept hosts/designers Mikel Welch and Joelle Uzyel give talking heads where they say things like “It’s hard to believe such a normal couple would live in a murder house.” (Kudos to the show’s production team, by the way, for finding murder house owners Barbara and Tom, a pair of retired homeowners who manage to be infinitely more charming than the ostensible “stars” of the series.) Tragically, though, the “House Flip” portion of the title eventually wins out over the murder parts, as the series swiftly settles into the rhythms of any given home renovation show—albeit one where the on-camera talent occasionally goes, “Ooh, spooky,” or cracks a joke about dismembered torsos. The three-episode arc presented for review (covering one single flipping project) is roughly one part true-crime to two parts renovation, and that’s a proportion that could certainly stand to be flipped itself. (Also: You do all that work on the yard, and then don’t even replace the floors in the room where all the bodies were stored? C’mon!) [William Hughes]

Fans of The Simple Life or Candidly Nicole may like Nikki Fre$h, a faux-reality series that finds Nicole Richie endeavoring into the world of “Parent Trap,” or trap music for people who love the environment and are at their best at 9 a.m. On the series, Richie convinces real-life husband Joel Madden and his brother, Good Charlotte co-founder Benji Madden, to invest in making her blend of Goop and rapping a reality, with each individual episode both furthering the joke and providing viewers with a fresh Fre$h video. The videos are the best part of the whole affair, with Richie looking flawless in oversized styling and makeup, spouting songs that even avowed trap-heads might find themselves bopping to just a bit. The rest of Nikki Fre$h is rote and unfunny, with gags like Richie and her “assistant” focus-testing Crystal Granola and leafy tampons at an upscale grocery store landing with a resounding thud. Just catch the music videos separately later, as there’s supposedly an on the horizon as well. [Marah Eakin]

Punk’d is Punk’d. It’s a hidden-camera prank show with a bit of MTV edge and celebrity targets, so there’s really only so much the transition to Quibi can change about the formula—especially when it’s already easy to condense a prank into short clips that you watch on your phone. That means the appeal of this version of the show is largely dependent on new host Chance The Rapper and his celebrity targets. Thankfully, Chance seems particularly well-suited to the kind of good-natured fooling that Punk’d was made for—at least while the fooling remains good-natured. Chance clearly feels really bad when Sabrina Carpenter starts bawling at the sight of workers in hazmat suits taking stuff out of her “rat infested” home, which does make it all a little less fun (though, to be fair, Carpenter waited about 30 seconds before throwing her siblings under the bus when she was told her house was filled with mutant rats). In other episodes, where Chance and the Punk’d team are able to orchestrate wackier scenarios, it’s much more entertaining to see the thin shield of artificiality that celebrities surround themselves with come crashing down, like when Megan Thee Stallion is clearly willing to let her friend get killed by a gorilla if it means getting her dog back. As long as Chance is laughing, it’s a good time. [Sam Barsanti]

Singled Out feels like such a relic of the ’90s—Jenny McCarthy, bowl cuts—but all it took was a few tweaks to make it feel modern, especially in our current renaissance of high-concept dating shows. Like the most recent season of MTV’s Are You The One?, Quibi’s Singled Out reboot encompasses all genders and sexual preferences, with the first few episodes highlighting queer daters—including bisexual women with both men and women in their dating pool—and even a drag queen in full regalia. The game remains gloriously dumb and comically horny—there’s a “vibrator race” at one point, for reasons we can’t recall—but innovates by flooding the dating pool with people that are linked in some way to the dater’s social media, resulting in some sweet moments of recognition once a match has been made. It’s a lot to consume in seven minutes, and the accelerated episodes mean that there’s not much space for hosts Keke Palmer and Joel Kim Booster to make the kind of oddball connection McCarthy and Chris Hardwick forged on the original series. But it nevertheless feels like exactly the kind of familiar, digestible, and high-energy content Quibi set out to make. [Randall Colburn]

If a karaoke rendition of “Imagine” is the low bar for celebrity charity these days, then you can at least say that Thanks A Million clears that hurdle—though not by much. In each episode of the unscripted series, a celebrity gives $100,000 to someone who positively impacted their life. The catch: The surprised beneficiary has to pay it forward, giving someone else half of their money, who then passes half on to yet another honoree. So, if you’re tuning in for the endorphin-releasing moment when someone tears up at the sight of cash, you’re in luck—Thanks A Million has plenty of that. It’d take a freezer-burnt heart to not feel moved when, say, a mother and her daughter with cerebral palsy give $50,000 to a friend who selflessly volunteers his time to help them out. But, if you’re tuning in to see celebrities make good by giving back to the community, the show offers meager returns. In a move that only underscores just how little these famous folks are sacrificing, they don’t even stick around to watch their windfall recipients pass it on. No, after their work is done, stars like and are only seen in brief “talking head” shots, offering up generic platitudes about giving back. And then, most frustrating of all, Thanks A Million ends abruptly, denying viewers the warm-hug satisfaction of knowing the money improved anyone’s lives. Like , it’s another excuse for Hollywood to pat its own back. [Cameron Scheetz]

Hosted by Atlanta-based siblings Ayo and Teo, The Sauce packages a street dance competition series in a way that feels completely authentic to the community it’s trying to represent. The season is organized like a bracket, with the first four episodes pitting two local teams against each other in Miami, Memphis, Atlanta, and New York City. Ayo and Teo serve as judges alongside a local street dance star, choosing which teams advance to the semifinals in Southern California and then the finale where they’ll dance for executive producer Usher and a $25,000 prize. The Sauce strikes a good balance between educating those of us unfamiliar with terms like juking, lightfoot, or flexing and presenting high-energy routines that will leave even street dance experts marveling at the acrobatic feats and footwork. The seven-minute episodes could use a little more room to breathe and the music video-style editing—while visually exciting—can make it difficult to catch an entire routine, even when viewing while holding your phone horizontally. But The Sauce is worth dipping into (sorry, had to) for at least an episode. [Patrick Gomez]