Ray Manzarek's self-indulgent fantasy about Jim Morrison faking his death to become self-indulgent movie
Ever since Jim Morrison died in 1971 of an acute case of the world being too full of squares, former Doors keyboardist Ray Manzarek has done his best to keep Morrison’s legacy alive—by which we mean trading off The Doors name for various awful musical projects, then giving endless interviews in which he talks about how Morrison was a Dionysian wolf-shaman sailing a crystal ship across the crashing waves he created in the calm seas of societal complacency, maaaaaan. But of all the ways in which Manzarek has propped up his dead friend as a means of continuing to bask in his reflected glory, few are as exploitative as his 2002 novel The Poet In Exile, an exercise in masturbatory wish-fulfillment in which Manzarek imagines an alternate timeline where Morrison faked his own death, disappeared to the Seychelles for a few decades, then returns to rock the world again by reuniting with Manzarek—but only after apologizing profusely for how poorly he treated Manzarek, begging his forgiveness, praising the Doors albums Manzarek released without him, and thanking him for keeping the band’s legacy alive.