Behold the uncanny terror of Simpsons characters facing forward

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The fact that characters on The Simpsons rarely face forward is one of those things you don’t realize until somebody points it out. But once you see it, it’s nearly impossible to stop thinking about. First, there’s the absolute horror of that flat, bulbous nose. Then, the unnatural placement of the ears which seemingly sit on the front half of the head. Finally, the dead look in those perfectly symmetrical eyes as they stare deep into your soul. These faces have all the makings of, as the above tweet puts, a “cursed” image.
This week, as awareness of front-facing Simpsons spread across the internet, people began sharing more instances of the residents of Springfield looking absolutely nightmarish.