"Squirt yurts" and a sexy John Goodman: Thank God the Gemstones are almost back

As with the previous teaser, much of the focus here is on John Goodman’s Eli, whose retirement from patriarch duties has not only involved growing his hair out, but apparently bulking up his love life (presumably courtesy of Megan Mullally’s character, who appears briefly in the trailer.) But while Gemstones has never neglected the human side of its various characters, and especially Eli’s grief, the people putting the teaser together also know why you’re really watching: Tim Baltz pole dancing, Gemstones with jetpacks, and, of course, the revelation that Jesse Gemstone (Danny McBride) has launched a line of rentable “Prayer Pods” that have become so popular among the masturbatory set that they’re now known as “Squirt Yurts” on Reddit. (Also, this isn’t hugely important, but apparently the Pods also allow you to play your own game of Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers while you’re in them, and we’re going to be looking at this clip art Walton Goggins for the rest of the day.)

The Righteous Gemstones returns for its final season on March 9.