Ruin your holiday playlist with some mangled versions of yuletide classics

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Christmas music hates you. It’s cloying. It plays on a loop. It reenters the public consciousness earlier and earlier every year. If anything is asking to be ruined by online monsters, it’s Christmas music. Thank goodness, then, for YouTuber Michael M, whose cursed signature is in making music as annoying as possible.
Here, for example is Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” except it’s comprised only of the lyrics “The moon is right.”
Here’s “White Christmas” by Bing Crosby, but just “I’m dreaming” on repeat, which makes this dreadful song even more of a lullaby than it needs to be.