Far more relatable than twin stars who live on a cloud or an anthropomorphic filet of salmon, don’t you think? Thus far, all Sanrio has rolled out in the way of Aggretsuko merchandise is a set of file folders it notes on its website are “great for the home and office” (wink wink). But just give it time—given Sanrio’s flair for merchandising, you should be able to fall asleep on Aggretsuko sheets in your Aggrestuko T-shirt after passing out from drinking an entire case of Aggretsuko beer you paid for with your Aggretsuko credit card in no time.