"Aux"

• aux Get wistful for the OrgyDome with these Burning Man missed connections By Reid McCarter September 6, 2019 | 7:05pm
• aux If the deep sea wasn't scary enough, here's video of a shapeshifting jellyfish By Reid McCarter September 5, 2019 | 4:54pm
• aux Australian man tries to fly, eats shit on an ice-covered snowbank instead By Reid McCarter September 5, 2019 | 3:56pm
• aux Samurai sword meets inflatable swimming pool, thus signifying the end of summer By Reid McCarter September 4, 2019 | 5:40pm
• aux A cat influencer has gone and launched his very own podcast By Reid McCarter September 3, 2019 | 4:49pm
• aux Here's a language bot just doing its best to write filthy erotica for humans By Reid McCarter September 3, 2019 | 3:41pm
• aux Someone hacked Jack Dorsey's Twitter account to say even dumber stuff than usual By William Hughes August 30, 2019 | 9:48pm
• aux Meet the thin multicolored line protecting visitors from unscrupulous carnival games By Reid McCarter August 30, 2019 | 5:22pm
• aux Repent, ye sinners: The monkeys are coming for us all By Reid McCarter August 29, 2019 | 5:41pm
• aux Spotify seems to be testing a way for anyone to easily make a podcast, as if that's what we need By Sam Barsanti August 29, 2019 | 4:05pm
• aux Reckon with the complete loss of reality with some people who don't actually exist By Reid McCarter August 29, 2019 | 3:02pm
• aux Scooters are exxxtreme as hell in this crazy wicked 2000 video By Reid McCarter August 28, 2019 | 3:29pm
• aux Dave Chappelle called out for criticism of Michael Jackson accusers in new Netflix special By Sam Barsanti August 27, 2019 | 10:47pm
• aux New York Times' Bret Stephens loses his shit, quits Twitter because he's been called a "bedbug" By Reid McCarter August 27, 2019 | 3:30pm
• aux It's International Dog Day, which means it's time to watch a bunch of corgis run a corgi race By Reid McCarter August 26, 2019 | 3:41pm
• aux Disney details the Avengers Campus theme park coming to California By Sam Barsanti August 25, 2019 | 9:34pm
• aux We have Da Vinci Code's Dan Brown to thank for this online archive of the world's largest occult library By Reid McCarter August 23, 2019 | 3:24pm
• aux Dave Chappelle to host block party in Ohio to benefit victims of Dayton shooting By Sam Barsanti August 22, 2019 | 10:57pm
• aux Gaze upon the first new footage of the Titanic in 14 years By Andrew Paul August 22, 2019 | 7:28pm
• aux Here's Monopoly: Socialism, a primer on socialism by dipshits, for dipshits By Reid McCarter August 22, 2019 | 5:38pm
• aux Celebrities post old chain letter hoax en masse, proving they're as bad at the internet as your parents By Reid McCarter August 21, 2019 | 4:25pm
• aux Meet Quasi, a giant statue of a human hand with a fucked-up face stuck on it By Reid McCarter August 19, 2019 | 4:55pm
• aux New fossil discovery reveals that penguins used to be way too big By Reid McCarter August 16, 2019 | 4:26pm
• aux Good-hearted, foul-mouthed Chicago guy rescues a coyote pup By Reid McCarter August 16, 2019 | 3:14pm
• aux Amazon's fleet of Twitter drones are here to assure you that their company is great, everything is fine By Reid McCarter August 15, 2019 | 2:53pm