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"Ted Cruz"
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aux Wait, wait, Mike Huckabee has the perfect joke about Ted Cruz liking porn
By Clayton Purdom September 12, 2017 | 8:57pm
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aux Good morning: Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet
By Clayton Purdom September 12, 2017 | 1:16pm
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aux Ted Cruz tweets creepiest winking emoji ever at Alyssa Milano
By Clayton Purdom June 22, 2017 | 8:16pm
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aux Relax, sit back, and enjoy the sight of Ted Cruz getting played off a stage mid-speech
By William Hughes June 9, 2017 | 1:56am
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aux Guy Fieri/Ted Cruz erotic fan fiction may be our darkest hour
By Mike Vago May 27, 2016 | 4:30pm
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aux Full Frontal With Samantha Bee bids a fond farewell to Ted Cruz jokes
By Danette Chavez May 10, 2016 | 3:31pm
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aux The Church Lady returns to SNL to judge Donald Trump and Ted Cruz
By Dennis Perkins May 8, 2016 | 1:55pm
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aux Ted Cruz got in one last awkward pop culture reference for the road
By William Hughes May 4, 2016 | 1:56am
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aux Sorry, John Boehner: The Satanic Temple confirms Ted Cruz is not Lucifer
By Alex McLevy April 29, 2016 | 6:24pm
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aux Jimmy Fallon tries to put Ted Cruz in touch with himself
By Danette Chavez April 15, 2016 | 2:10pm
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aux Ted Cruz almost became an actor instead of a fundamentalist demagogue
By Alex McLevy March 31, 2016 | 3:52pm
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aux Lindsey Graham endorses Ted Cruz, “flatters” Donald Trump on The Daily Show
By Danette Chavez March 24, 2016 | 1:37pm
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aux Pop culture is Ted Cruz’s connection to humanity
By Alex McLevy March 23, 2016 | 2:11pm
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aux Stryper frontman responds to accusations of being Ted Cruz
By William Hughes March 19, 2016 | 12:04am
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aux Ted Cruz gets the Bad Lip Reading treatment, loves eating hair
By Rob Dean March 2, 2016 | 7:36pm
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aux Ted Cruz pulls campaign ad featuring former softcore actress
By Katie Rife February 12, 2016 | 11:02pm
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aux For the record, having sex will not cause Ted Cruz to follow you
By Mike Vanderbilt January 15, 2016 | 9:01pm
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aux Mandy Patinkin wishes Ted Cruz would stop quoting The Princess Bride
By Kyle Daly December 15, 2015 | 7:12pm
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aux Ted Cruz reenacts the “mostly dead” scene from Princess Bride, world shudders
By Alex McLevy November 13, 2015 | 9:16pm
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aux Donald Trump and Ted Cruz to take their chances on Stephen Colbert’s Late Show
By Katie Rife September 10, 2015 | 9:50pm
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aux William Shatner shoots down Ted Cruz’s “Kirk was a Republican” theory
By Kyle Daly July 24, 2015 | 3:49pm
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aux Ted Cruz’s awful Simpsons impressions are good for keepin’ down the urges
By Kyle Daly July 1, 2015 | 3:35pm
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aux Ted Cruz warns that Democrats could “criminalize” Saturday Night Live
By Sean O'Neal September 10, 2014 | 10:29pm