See, folks, what’s funny about the original mishap isn’t the visage of a universally reviled, sanctimonious chud being forced to eat shit and go through the motions of casting blame on a careless, unnamed staffer. No, as Huckabee reminds us, the humor of the whole situation comes from the pronunciation of the word “porn,” which rhymes with other words, such as “corn.” It’s a rich vein of humor that one can mine for hours, leading to such giggle-inducers as “Mike Huckabee’s son once murdered a BOG in cold blood,” because the image of a person murdering a dog in cold blood, as Huckabee’s son did, is not funny at all.