"Aux"

• aux Twitter says you can't tweet that you hope Trump dies from COVID By William Hughes October 3, 2020 | 12:59am
• aux Noted Christmas enthusiast Melania Trump on holiday decorating: "Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff?" By Reid McCarter October 2, 2020 | 3:44pm
• aux Please enjoy a man's endless quest to guess paint colors during the mixing process By Reid McCarter October 1, 2020 | 2:45pm
• aux Good news, teens: Trump hasn't banned TikTok just yet By Sam Barsanti September 29, 2020 | 1:03am
• aux Self-driving cars are here, and they're hungry for pedestrians By Reid McCarter September 28, 2020 | 2:26pm
• aux Only a way-too-big skeleton can save Halloween 2020 from total disaster By Reid McCarter September 25, 2020 | 3:24pm
• aux 2020's meme renaissance has arrived thanks to the big, dumb "Da Vinki" twins By Reid McCarter September 24, 2020 | 3:21pm
• aux Toilets meet The Terminator in deranged local business commercial By Reid McCarter September 23, 2020 | 7:52pm
• aux This week in Savage Love: Missed connections By Dan Savage September 23, 2020 | 5:00am
• aux Sadly, you cannot eat the 800-pound Gritty statue made of butter By Reid McCarter September 21, 2020 | 3:07pm
• aux The Futurist art movement tried its hand at cooking, with unappetizing results By Mike Vago September 20, 2020 | 11:00am
• aux Man, fuck these Chewbacca shoes By Reid McCarter September 17, 2020 | 2:54pm
• aux Two "amateur investigative journalists" made a 6-part podcast about Jeremy Renner's shitty app By Reid McCarter September 16, 2020 | 3:58pm
• aux This week in Savage Love: Premies By Dan Savage September 16, 2020 | 5:00am
• aux Let's check in on a nasty argument taking place on a bonsai-growing subreddit By Reid McCarter September 15, 2020 | 3:09pm
• aux Sometimes your own stomach can get you drunk By Mike Vago September 13, 2020 | 5:00am
• aux Jelly Belly's doing the Willy Wonka thing, hopefully without all the child torture this time By Reid McCarter September 8, 2020 | 3:19pm
• aux Nebraska man brings pressing issue of boneless chicken wing terminology to city council By Reid McCarter September 2, 2020 | 5:37pm
• aux FBI puzzled over mystery LA jetpacker, who is obviously just that flying French supervillain By Reid McCarter September 2, 2020 | 3:06pm
• aux Agent of chaos makes anonymous gossip account to fuck with high school she doesn't go to By Reid McCarter September 1, 2020 | 5:34pm
• aux This lion fucks By Reid McCarter August 31, 2020 | 4:20pm
• aux Melania, what did you think would happen when you wore a green dress to the RNC? By Reid McCarter August 28, 2020 | 4:14pm
• aux Surprising nobody, bats are the best goth dancers of all time By Reid McCarter August 25, 2020 | 2:54pm
• aux Twitter stopped just short of actually deleting one of Trump's tweets By Sam Barsanti August 23, 2020 | 10:22pm
• aux TikTok figures it might as well stick up for itself against Donald Trump By Sam Barsanti August 23, 2020 | 4:07pm