Surprising nobody, bats are the best goth dancers of all time

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It’s a sad fact of life that, no matter how hard any of us try, we can never be as impressively goth as bats. We can tease our hair out, paint our lips black, and “Gothic dance” to our heart’s content, but we’ll never possess the inherent darkness of a winged, nocturnal rodent born with a spooky cape attached to its body.
Anyone trying to fight this fact of life, thinking they can out-goth a bat if they write just enough poetry in a moonlit graveyard, is in for a rude awakening. Bats have renewed their bona fides by showing that, apart from everything else, they also hang out in the world’s best goth nightclubs.