"Today"

• aux Matt Lauer's departure has been good for Today’s ratings By Danette Chavez December 5, 2017 | 6:36pm
• aux Let's cringe our way through this 2012 video of Matt Lauer joking about sexual harassment on Today By William Hughes November 30, 2017 | 5:01am
• aux Today in no, duh: Netflix is canceling its Golden Globes party with The Weinstein Co. By William Hughes November 23, 2017 | 1:23am
• aux Twitter is 1 asshole lighter today after banning Tim "Baked Alaska" Gionet By William Hughes November 16, 2017 | 1:57am
• aux Today in actual good news: Kinder Eggs are now (legally) available in the U.S.  By Katie Rife November 14, 2017 | 5:51pm
• aux Jon Stewart tells Today he was "stunned" by the Louis CK allegations By Katie Rife November 14, 2017 | 4:02pm
• games Hulu Is Arriving on Nintendo Switch Today By Chris Compendio November 9, 2017 | 11:42am
• aux Today's proof that we've entered a post-human dystopia is the rise of rent-a-family-member companies By Dan Neilan November 8, 2017 | 7:15pm
• aux Today, we are all the fat, helpless raccoon who trapped himself in a sewer grate By William Hughes November 4, 2017 | 12:50am
• aux Hey Chicago, Chance The Rapper bought you tickets to see Marshall today By Danette Chavez October 13, 2017 | 5:05pm
• games This Super Mario Odyssey Live-Action Musical Trailer Is the Weirdest Thing You'll See Today By Chris Compendio October 11, 2017 | 11:54am
• games Today's Proceeds From Hellblade Will Go to Charity for Mental Health Day By Chris Compendio October 10, 2017 | 11:39am
• aux Today is your official last day ever to argue about the ending of Blade Runner By Dan Neilan October 5, 2017 | 5:26pm
• aux Today in duh: People high on weed love McDonald's By Danette Chavez September 29, 2017 | 1:36pm
• aux The Price Is Right's wheel went absolutely bananas today By Alex McLevy September 22, 2017 | 9:55pm
• aux Today in irony: Tomi Lahren's ancestor was prosecuted for forging immigration papers By Katie Rife September 8, 2017 | 2:25pm
• aux Today seems like a good day to ponder why clowns are so terrifying By Reid McCarter September 6, 2017 | 6:02pm
• aux Today in political discourse: Here’s Trump’s weird “Antifa!” yell from last night, set to “Tequila” By William Hughes August 23, 2017 | 1:00pm
• aux Today’s best deals: Board game blowout, Superbad, and more By Shep McAllister August 18, 2017 | 4:35pm
• aux Today in actual free speech violations: DOJ issues warrant for info on protesters By Katie Rife August 15, 2017 | 7:40pm
• aux Live out your dreams of commanding the wheels of steel with today’s Google doodle By Dan Neilan August 11, 2017 | 4:06pm
• aux What are millennials killing today? By Randall Colburn August 8, 2017 | 2:27pm
• aux By Chance Or Providence gives due to one of today’s best comics writers By Oliver Sava, Shea Hennum, merged-5876237249237173262-z3or5dc August 4, 2017 | 5:00am
• aux Miami Vice reboot to reflect today’s sexy cops, cocaine, and Phil Collins By Sean O'Neal August 2, 2017 | 9:13pm
• aux Read This: In Hollywood today, followers are as important as acting classes By Gwen Ihnat July 25, 2017 | 7:58pm