Today, we are all the fat, helpless raccoon who trapped himself in a sewer grate
Every now and then, the internet—like Bonnie Tyler before us—finds itself in need of a hero. Someone we can see ourselves in, someone who represents our highest hopes and dreams. Sometimes, it’s someone who does the thing we only dream about, like using their last day in a job to declare a high-profile “screw you” to the president of the United States. And sometimes, it’s just a fat, wild animal who ate so much he got himself stuck in a literal hole for trash.
