Sesame Street to become big Hollywood movie that more angry people can accuse of weirdly political things 

After years of pushing Hollywood's leftist agenda by indoctrinating children with the socialist philosophies of sharing, normalizing homosexuality, and fostering relationships with nations known to harbor terrorists, Sesame Street will see the favor returned with another full-length Hollywood movie—its first since 1999's The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland critiqued capitalism through the vilification of nap creating (or "blanket stealing," as they called it). The specifics of the film's propaganda have yet to be revealed, though the participation of the Sesame Workshop in a producer capacity and longtime show writer Joey Mazzarino suggest that it will maintain the same seamlessly insidious approach to couching them in seemingly innocuous puppet capers—much as the recent Muppets movie singlehandedly turned an entire generation of kids against oil companies, who only want to love them and keep them warm.