Since retiring from the NBA and declaring that it was “movie time,” Shaquille O’Neal has focused most of his energy on bringing down one man: Dwayne Johnson, whom Shaq has spent the last couple of months taunting on Twitter in the fiercest Shaq-related rivalry since Kobe Bryant, or maybe that time he called out Tony Danza in “What’s Up Doc? (Can We Rock).” Having already one-upped Johnson by securing a broad TNT development deal and also doing this, whatever this is, Shaq has now moved on to a field The Rock has yet to conquer—namely, directing his own films, applying the same eh, whatever dilettantism that characterized his previous forays into acting, rapping, and being a magical genie.