According to Variety, Sharp Objects creator Marti Noxon has signed a multi-year deal to develop new programming exclusively for Netflix, meaning the streaming service has stolen yet another high-profile content-creator from the dark misery of—shudder—traditional TV. In a comment that was intended to be jokier than it comes across, Noxon asked “Who can resist the allure of Netflix?” and highlighted the streaming service’s ability to “continually produce ground-breaking and visually stunning content” (not to be confused with its ability to continually present ground-breaking and financially stunning development deals to accomplished creators).