Sorry, Zack Snyder, but we don't believe anyone's asking you "what would be on a Snyder Cut sandwich"
Zack Snyder continues to hype his 214-minute cut of Justice League, a mythic totem we assume is under lock and key for its arcane ability to instill madness in anyone who watches it, Grin Of The Dark-style. You see, a cat was not crawling across Jason Momoa’s keyboard when the actor behind Aquaman called it “ssssiiicccckkkkkk,”—he was devolving into a sputtering, quivering mess, his eyes having popped into gobs of Superman-colored blood and veins.
Snyder’s vision—the breadth of which he’s since unpacked—will be seen, even if takes a hundred more Times Square billboards. But why waste the money when you’ve got a corporate monolith on your side? In December, Snyder’s rabid fans locked their collective Cyborg eye on Subway, strong-arming the sandwich chain into an act of charity that doubled as a recruitment tool. It wasn’t long until Subway’s social media team, drool dripping from their maws, were tweeting out the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut hashtag.
Today, Snyder sought to take advantage of the teriyaki-stained partnership by telling a bald-faced lie. “It’s #214 and people have been asking me what would be on a Snyder Cut sandwich???” he tweeted, tagging @SUBWAY in the process.