Every so often, we ask you to provide a caption for a still, and hilarity so often ensues. Today—in this very special sponsored caption contest—the makers of American Dad would like you to provide a caption for the above image. The A.V. Club editors will pick our favorite and publish the winner in a few days. The best two captions will get a $50 Amazon gift card and an American Dad prize pack. Just e-mail your best one (only one per e-mail address!) to avcontests@theonion.com
And though we know you’ll be tempted to go for the easy, gross joke, remember that our commenting policy isn’t out the window here. You can be funny (and even dirty) without being crass. The contest ends Wednesday at 12pm CST. American Dad starts its new season on TBS October 20.