Luc Besson’s space romp Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets is fun if you can stand the dumb

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Whatever one may think of Luc Besson’s futuristic space opera Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets, the idea of spending a cool $225 million so that Rihanna can mount a stripper pole and recite some lines from the poet Paul Verlaine’s “A Poor Young Shepherd” to an audience of one (in full high-tech space suit,…

Theory suggests Trump is actually adhering to an evil, alternative Constitution

Donald Trump became president in a shocking repudiation of American values—like the value that held that a person who boasted of sexual assault could not become president. Since taking the office, he has shown his disdain for not just those values but our basic laws. His ban on Muslims entering the United States…

Luc Besson mixes trippy and sexy in first Valerian trailer

The trailer for Luc Besson’s Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets is here and it’s a trippy voyage, scored to The Beatles’ “Because.” It’s got a lot of what you’d expect from a Besson movie. Cara Delevingne’s Laureline is a kickass heroine often clothed in skimpy garments. There are a bunch of flying vehicles à…

Alicia Vikander and Christoph Waltz pose for a portrait in the Tulip Fever trailer

Posing for a portrait in 17th-century Amsterdam is always stressful (once can only assume), but it’s even worse when you’re Christoph Waltz and the guy painting your portrait (Dane DeHaan) has a thing for your younger wife (new Tomb Raider Alicia Vikander). That’s the setup for Tulip Fever, Justin Chadwick’s…

Author John Green defends Cara Delevingne for being “so fucking interesting”

Earlier this week, Paper Towns actress Cara Delevingne was convicted of the crimes of being “kind of tired” and “needing a Red Bull” in the court of Good Morning, Sacremento, long-recognized as the highest legal authority in the world of California-based morning entertainment natter. And while Delevingne has proven…

Cara Delevingne doesn’t have necessary oomph for Good Day Sacramento

Cara Delevingne has a lot of things going for her: A successful career as a model and actress. Roles in the young-adult novel adaptation Paper Towns and the upcoming Suicide Squad. Membership in Taylor Swift’s dark army of vengeance. But does she have the necessary “oomph” for Good Day Sacramento? Delevingne was put…

David Ayer’s Suicide Squad cast gets together for a yearbook photo

It’s picture day at Belle Reve Penitentiary, and everyone in Task Force X—better known as The Suicide Squad—is looking their best. Deadshot has shined his head, Captain Boomerang has put on his best duct-taped pants, and Harley Quinn has torn her clothes in a way that’s just edgy enough to get attention without being…