It's 3 p.m., let's watch Fox News blame Mr. Rogers for "ruining an entire generation"

Won’t You Be My Neighbor?, the critically acclaimed new documentary about Fred Rogers, is routinely reducing its audiences to deep, salty pools of tears. It’s both lovely and bewildering in these mean, divided times to see such a pure portrait of human kindness, the story of a man who still believed in the inherent…

Judd Apatow says Fox stars need to start protesting Rupert Murdoch and Fox News

Over the weekend, Family Guy and The Orville creator Seth MacFarlane decided to take a nice big bite out of the hand that feeds him by saying that he’s “embarrassed” to work for Fox. His comment was a response to a quote from Fox News host Tucker Carlson, who recently instructed viewers to ignore everything they hear…

Fox News host apologizes to Parkland survivor, but only because it's Holy Week

Fox News host Laura Ingraham is—in her own mind, at least—currently experiencing the deep spiritual communion that comes from suffering like Jesus Christ did on the road to Golgotha, her body bent and her face caked with the spittle of online throngs pummeling her with bloodthirsty cries of, “What the hell is wrong…

Shocked Fox News contributor suddenly realizes the network is a "propaganda machine," quits

Apparently amazed at the concept that the 24-hour news network’s agenda might not be as “fair and balanced” as it’s been repeatedly—some might say defensively—braying about ever since its inception, a long-time Fox News contributor abruptly quit the network today, dubbing it a “propaganda machine” on his way out. …

Fox News to launch streaming service, because 24 hours a day of defending the rich isn't enough

You wouldn’t know it if your social media feed mostly consists of Trump hair memes, but Fox News had a damn good year in 2017. Whether because of a loyal fanbase or a President who tweets policy decisions based on whatever the channel aired five minutes ago, Fox stayed profitable in an era of shrinking viewership,…

Who is Form Submission 1649, and why do they hate Sean Hannity's Twitter account?

The Deep State got even deeper (and more stately) this weekend, when Sean Hannity’s Twitter account—the only place to find all the hottest car crash vids to distract ourselves from the objective existence of truth—was briefly taken down. It’s back, now, but people have already gone full pizza-parlor-pedophile ring in…

God sends 2 more ex-employees to test Bill O'Reilly with defamation lawsuit

In October, Bill O’Reilly spoke out about the sexual harassment allegations that got him fired from Fox News by announcing that he’s “mad at God” for not giving him enough “protection.” Unfortunately, God isn’t done testing O’Reilly just yet, as Variety is reporting that he has summoned two former Fox News employees…

Fox News contributor casually claims that the FBI may have planned to kill Donald Trump

Fox News contributors are sort of like human clickbait, with their careers entirely dependent on their ability to regularly get everybody’s attention with hot scoops on Democrat lies or some new way that foreign people are planning to destroy America. Radio host and Fox News talking head Kevin Jackson tends to do this…