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Pop culture obsessives writing for the pop culture obsessed.

5/17/19

2:59 PM

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Newswire5/17/19

Newswire5/17/19

U.S. hellscape status secured as KISS’ Gene Simmons takes over Pentagon podium

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1/30/19

1:14 PM

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Newswire1/30/19

Newswire1/30/19

Ace Frehley calls Gene Simmons "an asshole and a sex addict," is still down to rejoin KISS

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9/20/18

5:58 PM

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Newswire9/20/18

Newswire9/20/18

Kiss announces farewell tour, maybe for real this time

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12/16/17

7:59 PM

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Newswire12/16/17

Newswire12/16/17

Gene Simmons is being sued for sexual battery

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11/17/17

10:23 AM

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Newswire11/17/17

Newswire11/17/17

Gene Simmons has been banned for life from Fox News

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9/13/17

12:19 PM

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Newswire9/13/17

Newswire9/13/17

Gene Simmons will deliver his new box set to your door for just $52K

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8/1/17

1:22 PM

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Great Job Internet8/1/17

Great Job Internet8/1/17

Baby calf looks like Gene Simmons, is immediately more interesting than him

Randall Colburn

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6/14/17

3:02 PM

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Newswire6/14/17

Newswire6/14/17

Gene Simmons is trying to trademark the devil horns hand gesture

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6/13/16

11:00 AM

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Great Job Internet6/13/16

Great Job Internet6/13/16

Hey turdballs—celebrate the 30th anniversary of schlockfest Never Too Young To Die

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5/16/16

4:30 PM

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Great Job Internet5/16/16

Great Job Internet5/16/16

Rob Zombie gamely fact-checks his own Wikipedia entry for Loudwire

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5/11/16

10:32 AM

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Newswire5/11/16

Newswire5/11/16

UPDATED: Gene Simmons has some typically enlightened thoughts about Prince

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4/12/16

5:50 PM

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Newswire4/12/16

Newswire4/12/16

Let’s sit back, have a beer, and watch Gene Simmons and Ice Cube fight on Twitter

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4/8/16

3:30 PM

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KISS to lumber across America on yet another tour

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3/17/16

7:19 PM

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Newswire3/17/16

Newswire3/17/16

Super-relevant non-asshole predicts the death of rap music

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12/8/15

2:52 PM

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Great Job Internet12/8/15

Great Job Internet12/8/15

Rock Against Drugs PSAs were strangely trippy in the 1980s

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8/21/15

3:30 PM

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Great Job Internet8/21/15

Great Job Internet8/21/15

Never stop cringing at this supercut of awkward celebrity interviews

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7/10/15

4:41 PM

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Newswire7/10/15

Newswire7/10/15

Gene Simmons will guest star on Scorpion for some reason

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3/27/15

3:08 PM

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Newswire3/27/15

Newswire3/27/15

Gene Simmons and the WWE are launching a horror-movie label

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12/1/14

11:12 AM

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Newswire12/1/14

Paul Stanley says KISS was “screwed over” by the Macy’s Parade

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11/24/14

12:25 PM

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Newswire11/24/14

Newswire11/24/14

Gene Simmons has written a how-to book for becoming rich and unpleasant

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