Breaking: Cargo shorts not cool
Look, we get the appeal of cargo shorts. With so many pockets you can carry some serious cargo, from keys and wallets…
At last: a dating app that matches you with people who hate the same stuff
It’s been a good couple of years for hate, the human emotion that never seems to go out of style. From helping you…
This Has Been The Hater
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Further Adventures In Press Releases
From 20th Century Fox:
It's Hard Out There For An Oscar-Winning Fugitive
In the months since Roman Polanski was arrested in Switzerland, you've probably spent entire hours, maybe even entire…
At Burger King, Sprite Is Champagne
Brunch was invented in 1540 by a painfully stout, gout-ridden King Henry VIII. Virtually immobilized by a gangrenous…
Jessica Simpson Sadness Watch
Sadness is all around us. This is Jessica Simpson's fault. She is a walking lacrimal gland, the font from which of all…
Finally: There's A Show About Having Teen Angst and A Big Penis
Throughout the course of television history, there have been many shows about many different kinds of teen angst: Dorky…
What's The Worst Part About Billy Corgan Vs. Courtney Love?
Every once in a while, a pop-culture "controversy" will bubble to the surface like so many frothy vomit punchlines told…
New Real Housewives "Song" Proves Money Can't Buy You Class,
If you watch The Real Housewives Of NYC, then you know that Countess Luann Delesseps is probably the least likely of…
What To Do When Your Relationship With Your Vampire Boyfriend Goes Stale
Twilight and Twilight: New Moon have already established that vampires make the worst boyfriends. They're controlling…
If Sean Penn Has To Fly Southwest To Make His Character More Believable
There was a funny scene in Damages this season where Arthur Frobisher (Ted Danson) observes a table read of a…
Want To See The Worst Game Show Ever?
Now that VH1 has decided shutter Tool Academy and dismantle the Rock Of Love franchise, hundreds of tools are roaming…
Stephen Baldwin's Life Story Is Basically The Book Of Job
When we last checked in with Penn Station smoothie place spokesman Stephen Baldwin, he was in the UK playing a rousing…
Bow Down Before The New Benjamin
The Federal Reserve has re-designed the $100 bill because, why not? The currency could use a little redecorating, no?…
You'll Never Guess What 50 Cent's New Movie Is About
When it comes to movie titles, it's best to go as simple as possible. To do otherwise would create unnecessary…
Hollywood Wonders, "What Are These 'Women' And How Many Sex & The City Tickets Will They Buy In Advance?"
Ladies! Have you bought your tickets for Sex & The City 2: The Re-Sexening yet? Silly question: Of course you have. The…
VH1 To Throw A Bunch Of Celebrities At The TV, See What Sticks
Are you between the ages of 25-34? Are you too young to be considered Generation X but too negative to be considered a…
Ke$ha Not Even Sure What Ke$ha Is
For months now, I've assumed that this thing known as Kedollarsignha is what happens when we allow a feral child to be…
Jennifer Aniston's Long, Arduous Journey To Perfume Enlightenment
You might think that when a celebrity "makes" a signature perfume, all the celebrity does is slap his/her name on a…