Jeff Goldblum is confident he's one of the most powerful beings in the (Marvel) universe

Marvel fans are still trying to keep track of who was and was not wiped out by Thanos’ genocidal finger-snap at the end of Avengers: Infinity War, but aside from who we actually see in the movie and who gets a good result from this Thanos website, we’re just going to have to depend on Marvel actors arbitrarily decided…

The Purge and John Wick are just two entrées reheated for the sci-fi buffet Hotel Artemis

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On a typical Wednesday night in the satirical techno-future of 2028, while the rest of Los Angeles riots over the price of water, business continues as usual at the Hotel Artemis, a members-only underground hospital (or “darkroom,” in the movie’s cyberpunk parlance) with grungy, century-old art deco décor. The…

Good news, buckaroos: Jeff Goldblum and online erotica king Chuck Tingle are now friends

The internet loves its gods; mere mortals who, through a combination of shared goodwill, savvy, and genuine talent, manage to elevate themselves to some sort of upper pantheon of online greatness. Among them, few are as relentless as Jeff Goldblum, a man whose every acting choice, gesture, and interaction these days…

"Steamed Hams" reaches its zenith with Jeff Goldblum as Principal Skinner

The ubiquity of the “Steamed Hams” meme is a textbook example of the internet firing on all cylinders. Taking an old piece of daffy pop-culture ephemera—in this case the “Steamed Hams” clip from The Simpsons’ seventh season episode “22 Short Films About Springfield”—and repurposing it in a seemingly endless variety of…

Jeff Goldblum is, ah, teasing his Jurassic World 3 cameos

The release of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is now three months away, and while we’ve gotten a teaser and full trailer, there’s still no official word on how much Jeff Goldblum we can expect to see, or if he’ll be back to close out the new trilogy in Jurassic World 3. Andy Cohen recently tried to drill Goldblum for…

Jeff Goldblum to play a passionate lobotomist in the new film from The Comedy's Rick Alverson

Jeff Goldblum has played many obsessive scientists over the years, but “enthusiastic lobotomist” is a new one even for him. Indiewire reports that Goldblum has signed on for a role inspired by Dr. Walker Freeman, the American physician known as the “father of the lobotomy,” in a new movie. Called The Mountain, the…

Seth Rogen, Tiffany Haddish, Kumail Nanjiani and more will bring the Hilarity For Charity on Netflix

Seth and Lauren Rogen’s altruistic variety special, Hilarity For Charity, is coming to Netflix for the first time in its six-year history. The streaming platform and the Future Man executive producer announced the collaboration today along with a stacked lineup. The indefatigable Tiffany Haddish has secured a spot in…

On an Isle Of Dogs, Wes Anderson uses stop-motion to construct one of his most wondrous worlds

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Dogs do not have it easy in the bright, glorious dollhouse worlds of Wes Anderson. Think of Buckley, beloved beagle of the youngest Tenenbaums, run down in the prime of his life. Or poor Snoopy, impaled casualty of the boy-scouts war raging across a woodland moonrise kingdom. (Who’s to say if he was a good dog, but he…

Jeff Goldblum rates Jeff Goldblum tattoos on a scale of 10 possible Goldblums

Like Bill Murray before him, Jeff Goldblum is as much meme as he is man. So distinctive is his personality and cadence, the actor’s every word is met with rapture by his adoring fanbase, making him more suited than most to moonlight as a jazz musician, commandeer a food truck called Chef Goldblum’s Jazzy Snags, or…