We're very sorry to report Kevin Hart will not be starring in a Mrs. Doubtfire remake

The sound currently ricocheting across Hollywood is that of the world’s saddest record scratch. Despite possessing a body that presents as male, the primary requirement to star in a film about a man who—record scratch!—disguises himself as a woman in order to play nanny to his children, Kevin Hart has put the kibosh…

Kevin Hart, Ellen DeGeneres, and other celebrities decide to give YouTube a try

If you ask a regular person to name some famous YouTube superstars, there’s a good chance that they won’t even know that there is such a thing as famous YouTube superstars. This hasn’t exactly been a problem for the site, since its current batch of stars can still rack up millions of views without being traditionally…

Jerry Seinfeld to headline Comedy Central’s Colossal Clusterfest in San Francisco

This week, Comedy Central and Outside Lands/Bonnaroo organizers Superfly announced Colossal Clusterfest, a three-day comedy festival in San Francisco that will feature a ton of famous comedians, musicians, and “iconic comedy attractions” based on South Park, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and Seinfeld—only one of…

Kevin Hart to star in The Black Man’s Guide To History TV special

The History channel (formerly The History Channel) has just announced that Kevin Hart will be producing and starring in a two-hour event called The Black Man’s Guide To History. A press release describes it as “a look at lesser-known” and important stories from black history, all “filtered through the lens of Kevin…

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The Rock and Kevin Hart to carry on the Jumanji tradition in a sequel, not a reboot

After reportedly displaying some chemistry in Central Intelligence, Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart decided to take their newfound movie friendship into previously charted territory for a Jumanji remake. The project has long been in the works, but it didn’t really gain traction until recently; even Jack Black and Nick…

So now everybody’s freestyling over 2003’s “So Gone” by Monica

It is a long-standing, decades-old tradition in hip-hop to record new, freestyled rhymes over instrumental versions of prominent rap and R&B songs. The custom has only intensified during the internet age, with such instrumentals being not only hyper-plentiful but also easily accessible and shareable. The YouTube…

Kevin Hart’s shitty rapper alter ego is releasing an album

Following in the footsteps of Garth Brooks’ old buddy Chris Gaines—or at least Spinal Tap’s Nigel Tufnel—comedian and movie star Kevin Hart has announced that he’s about to release a new rap album in the persona of his hip hop alter-ego Chocolate Droppa. According to Billboard, Hart/Droppa has been signed by Motown,…